Tonight on Twitter I shall be teaching you how to assemble flatpack furniture. Insert screw D4 into hole E5. Apply flange. Nail both sides.

Maybe I’ll sign off emails with ‘kind retards’ and see if anyone notices.

@rickbox @terriemcc thank fuck – now we’re just back to global warming

@DarienGS am now delighted and (slightly) penitent. Sorry for ‘spoiler’ (now deleted). Sorry, @terriemcc!

@DarienGS you’re a theological love for God? That’s nice

@terriemcc next time I’m planning to open your Christmas presents, too

@DarienGS :p

@terriemcc @edent is revealing the first couple of seconds of it really a spoiler?!

RT @robinhouston: Beyond Bézier curves bosker.wordpress.com/2013/11/13/bey… (Morning repeat of last night’s blog post, for the larks in the house.)

RT @j4: “Welcome to Dinovember”: medium.com/thoughts-on-cr… <- no, we are not doing this, but maybe another year…!