@mo_holkar Dolaucothi? No, she went down the pan.

Price-wise, Royal Mail stamps and Bitcoins seem about the same these days.

@Lisekit even lower than @brighty’s 6%?

@jpstacey @brighty we’ve literally just written yours! (I am in my usual ‘I hate writing Christmas cards’ grump)

@sillage turns out that wasn’t a copy of Punch…

@dozykraut good plan

@sillage you say indisputably, but the inquest suggested ‘she’ was a hermaphrodite – en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagstaff_…

@LordGU au contraire – most of Twitter wants to know! (Well, maybe…)

@jpstacey grand

I fear we may have stumbled on a suitable segment for Home Truths with this whole fluffy animal gender/spelling malarkey.