@j4 oh well. Now it’s a ‘series of phones’ forever 🙂

@j4 we arrived at similar awkward first principles too!

@Floweringbodies Kenny Everett?!

Wife currently explaining responsive web design to the 5yo. Modern life, eh?

@my_disposition @sillage @brighty Aces do. The jokers may be subject to debate.

@sillage sorry those were a year late!

The BBC has surely got confused. PD James didn’t write Ossie’s Going to Wemberley.

Dear John Lewis, that you keep changing the fittings on your roller blinds /slightly/ is a pain in the arse. #firstworldproblems

RT @elongreen: This, from 1922, is the greatest headline in the history of @nytimes, or any other paper.