Gone are the days when people didn’t look at the “who’s viewed your profile” bit of LinkedIn after you’ve lurked on theirs. (@jamesbielby)

I can’t quite decide whether what3words.com is genius or idiocy. It’s basically tinyurl/bit.ly for real world locations.

@Laniball I fear we’re all doomed

Ok, ok, it’s a pub.

@_mattbrock lucky sod! And happy birthday, poor sod. And a dry-2014 @brighty will see you tonight (not me, alas – but I can drink)

Think I might become a bishop. Nice lunches.

@RealRemoteGoat that’s cheating!

@LordGU I’m jealous 🙂

@vigornian blimey. Though maybe your job is more about communicating than producing things (which mine is, in theory)?