@richardf you might well think that. I couldn’t possibly comment.

Today I was commissioned to conduct my first ever bit of industrial espionage. For a sandwich shop.

@purserhallard ooh, wow, thanks!

Heh. Just come across Paxman’s recent description of de Botton as a ‘sleek, metropolitan know-it-all’.

@jpstacey hellooooooo (down the tunnel-unnel-nel)

@grayestone thanks! Definitely need help to save me from nervous breakdown!

RT @jpstacey: @hatmandu 15 years ago, you stopped working for the man. By the end of March, you will be that man.

Woah. After 15 years of o sole mio, in 2 weeks’ time I shall have an assistant for 2 days a week. #blimey

It’s a pitty @BuzzFeedUK can’t spel Piccadilly propperly.