@sillage @incunabula2 also, when we claim a single horse in a field, can we ever be sure there isn’t a cascade of smaller ones behind?

@incunabula2 @sillage that brown patch top left… Just tree bark… or part of *another* horse…?

@george_ogier that’s just middle age, mate, you’ll get used to it

@george_ogier didn’t really do ‘owt! Mainly trying to stop L complaining about the diversion from school! Hope yer ok.

So, if I’ve understood correctly, we can now replace our pensions with new ISAs to save our bingo winnings in.

Though what you do with your thumbs during sex is your business.

A nation mourns as @BBCiPlayer goes down with technical problems. Make tea, read books, have sex, twiddle your thumbs.

@incunabula2 better than a cockapoo, I suppose

@incunabula2 this, alas, I know