The Met Office’s first ever weather map, from 1872, could be used every day, really. express.co.uk/news/nature/46…

RT @lifehacker: Someone can figure out where you’re tweeting from pretty easily–no geotags required: lifehac.kr/xvM2gDE

Buddhists who say there is no self haven’t met my two year old.

@george_ogier heh – and thanks for coming tonight

@george_ogier wotcher indeed. From 8.30? Booze and crisps provided – fancy, huh?

@george_ogier heh, I actually had to Google that. Presumably it’s what George Osborne has in mind for us all

Again! RT @BBCiPlayer: We are currently experiencing some technical issues which we’re working hard to resolve. We apologise…

Horse! Horse! Horse?

@sillage @incunabula2 Mr Chapman will no longer be tweeting from this account. We regret to report a severe case of equimania.

@sillage @incunabula2 yes, but I might go mad for worry of missing them – I can see a Patrick Suskind novella in this