@george_ogier thereby lies the problem! Ah well.

@george_ogier thanks mate. Smash the fucker’s face in? 🙂

Spectacular walk in bluebell woods today – not quite ruined by someone smashing our rear windscreen. Contents of boot: a toddler’s potty.

@the_sibyl ?!

@PromptEd_WP I don’t need either your help with WordPress or your spam, thanks

For someone whose job is mainly to produce print magazines, it’s odd that I seem to spend 75% of every day tweaking WordPress sites.

@HamishMThompson What’s Twitter? Like this. Like what? This. Eh? People having short public chats or posting links or #hashtag trends. Oh.

RT @wondermarkfeed: “Have you seen my pen? No, my special pen. The pen I got in Amsterdam.” // #1024; In which a Pen is lost http://t.co/BO…

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