@seamusmccauley I’m waving down from 120m. Doesn’t mean we’re not *all* screwed, though.

RT @jpstacey: Norbert Dentressangle, Christian Salvesen and Eddie Stobart walk into a bar. The barman says: “why the long vehicle?”

RT @ereuben: Would you like to see a random selection from every animated .gif on Wikipedia? Of course you would. wikigifs.org

RT @ampp3d: Everyone thinks eco stuff is expensive – but green energy could save us $71 trillion by 2050 ampp3d.mirror.co.uk/2014/05/12/eve…

So we’re giving our kids a 1970s childhood: having a miserable picnic lunch in a field in a howling gale.

@Floweringbodies hm, likewise!

For anyone doubting the richness of my interior life, last night I dreamed about the Land Registry.

@incunabula2 thanks as ever for your thoughts (PS for fuck’s sake we must catch up. Not for dogging)

@RealRemoteGoat heh – alas someone else beat you to that joke! (Congrats on marriage, BTW!)

@Floweringbodies thanks! Worse things happen – main tedium is the admin!