RT @MartinBurke1: RT @jmskibsted:
The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world

RT @GeorgeMonbiot: This week’s column: It’s simple. If we can’t change our economic system, our number’s up. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@brighty half way there :p

My personal superpower is the ability to make any task take twice as long by reading at the same time.

@sillage @incunabula2 magic darts, mate

Q. What could be better than an outdoor tourist trip in the pouring rain, with a hefty hangover? A. Anything.

@griffinkate @richardf luckily copyright doesn’t apply to the web, too

Well done to @griffinkate: more votes than the LibDems – oxfordmail.co.uk/news/elections…

Woo hoo! The government is giving us free money for 7 years in the form of the Renewable Heat Incentive. (Idiots.)

Confusingly, Nick Griffin sounds a bit like Nick Clegg. Less confusingly, he sounds nothing like him.