5yo has just explained the origin myth of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the 2yo without ever having seen it. #oraltradition

‘Eugene Goostman’ sounds exactly like Eliza did decades ago. #r4today #TuringTest

How did people manage to express spaciousness before 1963, eh? “It’s like a Tardis.”

RT @GreenpeaceUK: Frackers ahoy! The view outside @David_Cameron’s country home this morning

@sillage leverage

@j4 @jpstacey luckily kids’ bedtime is preventing me from having to answer

@jpstacey we’re both thin, brittle, reflective and overheat easily, I guess

2yo: I love you, Daddy. Me: I love you too. 2yo: I love the towel rail. #perspective

@HamishMThompson I slightly feel I should have checked if it’s at all true – amazing if so