RT @HamishMThompson: How your name affects your life (yikes) m.theatlantic.com/health/archive…

RT @rhodri: I dunno, you sit there despairing at humanity and then someone sends you something that rekindles hope for us all: http://t.co/…

Vindication for my philosophy of idle parenting from @TheEconomist: econ.st/1lRPJhQ (via @vigornian).

2yo carefully closes the child safety lock on the tool cupboard because I’d left it undone.

Old news: ‘Freelance writing no longer buys a champagne lifestyle’ theguardian.com/money/work-blo…

RT @viennaditto: Vienna Ditto: The Drinking Game. Was handed this after our set yesterday… (cc @sillage)

@jpstacey that sounds like a Paddington Stare to me. Oh dear.

@george_ogier 😛

2yo just asked ‘do spiders play football?’ No, but even they could beat Brazil!!!!!! (My first and last football joke ever there.)