@jpstacey @brighty your nail varnish is still wet

@jpstacey hot tip: the nature trail (past the play castle) at Hilltop garden centre – inexhaustible MASSES

@jpstacey @brighty closed in January! Jon retired. No takers (I considered it): poor income

@lukepebody sleep ok?

On return from Paris last night, my 3yo peered into the carrier bag I was holding and asked: ‘What’s in there? Is it cash?’

@vigornian Aw. L has been beside himself, bless ‘im – and done an Eiffel Tower drawing. Very touching.

Much fun on stag weekend in Paris. And now a very heartwarming welcome from my lovely wife and kids. Absence, eh?

@rickbox anyone can hack a twitter account (i am not hat)

@rickbox it won’t reflect too well on you if you are

@george_ogier quite so – our AirBnB-sourced loft apartment has been dubbed the ‘murder house’ – entirely of wipe-down metal & concrete