From mouldy, damp stone pig shed…

Read my mate Tom’s excellent new novel about London social life, the male ego and… urban planning. ow.ly/2MZxUc

Breakfast: Coke and crisps. Lunch: egg and chips. Either I have a massive hangover or my inner Scotsman is rooting for independence.

Two words sum up my day: decorator’s caulk.

RT @lukepebody: Too soon?

@RealRemoteGoat yeah – I know I’m grumpy, but I don’t quite see what the fuss is about! They were always on thin ice

Why don’t they just change their bloody name? There must be some other, real, reason for shutting down.

Excellent day in Stratford-upon-Avon, thanks to the marvellous @MADMuseum, a great playground & a relaxing boat trip; not a hint of the Bard

@sillage hooray! Look forward to full report in due course

@miche @purserhallard agree, PC excellent. Good to have some maturity and grit. Us greybeards must stick together.