RT @ruskin147: One thing proved overnight- if you want to know how people will vote ask the bookies not social media

Song: ‘She’ll be riding six white horses when she comes.’ 5yo: ‘She’ll need to be very wide. Or the horses could be stacked on each other.’

@turpit I’d say the heart, brain, balls and backbone, but…

@george_ogier hard luck mate

@george_ogier oi, that’s my wife you’re talking about

@george_ogier too right! Emperor of all I survey. (Which is mostly a concrete wall.)

@george_ogier I’ll be remaining ambivalent whatever happens in politics – I’m just hunting for cheap wisecracks 🙂

RT @106jackfm: Well done Scotland for giving 110%

In other news, we can all stand united now in trying to get rid of David Cameron.

BREAKING: some people have done some politics.