@george_ogier true. The tedium comes tomorrow

@george_ogier all this for a work meeting rather than the glamour of travel, alas

@Lisekit I made it alive. The glamorous Travelodge Gatwick ‘Central’

Wow. Found secret woodland footpath (Sussex Border Path) wedged between a car park and the A23. Axe-murderer country. Soaked. Happy.

@Lisekit nope

Lost. Raining. Slightly pissed. Happy.

Trying to get from Gatwick Airport to a nearby hotel on foot. Psychogeographer’s paradise.

And here’s the room where Lord Sugar executed a whole team in 2014. #BBCapprentice

I’ve lived in both Oxford and Canterbury. They are now broken by #BBCapprentice

@absinthecity or mass shootings