@brighty is that why half the food is on the floor and you’re sitting in a puddle of champagne staring at your iPhone?

@george_ogier heh. I’d mock you if I hadn’t done the same sort of thing a hundred times

@george_ogier that’s 20 minutes you’ll never get back, you know

RT @brighty: The sun has passed the yard arm.

@malcolmcoles please, I beg you, no more selfie onesie pictures. Think of the children.

@george_ogier Lego: sweet. Have just been building a Lego castle myself, which the boys are now destroying with spaceships. Happy Xmas!

Wondering if we should get Christmas presents for all the mould colonies growing in our damp house.

Ok, Sugar throws £250K away on smoke and mirrors, ignorant of Google’s war on SEO.

RT @DarienGS: This is ancient Earth’s most foolish program. Why does Mark, the largest Apprentice, not simply eat the others?