@Lisekit I am having a nice, yes, thanks. (How about now?)

@Lisekit there’s no answer I can give you that doesn’t invite you to say ‘How about now?’ Cue:

If I email you with a list of numbered questions and you only answer one of them, I reserve my right to consider you a cretin.

Why is Julian Rhind-Tutt putting on a wacky scientist voice just because the book he’s narrating on @BBCRadio4 is by a mathematician?

But it’s BLUE AND GOLD!!! How come all four of us in my family are in the 4% not going for white/gold or blue/black? #stupiddress

Great public debate about history teaching with @dcsandbrook in Charlbury last night, and he rightly won with superior rhetoric.

Discovered in shower that singing some Beatles songs (eg Help) in the style of the Proclaimers kinda works. Mash-up tribute band, anyone?

76 days to the UK general election. Find out which parties actually match your views most closely: whoshouldyouvotefor.com

@RealRemoteGoat oh dear!