We’re at Thomas Land. Not a sign of Milk Wood, Brown’s Hotel or a boathouse yet. But there’s probably vomit somewhere. And some blue engine

@george_ogier wise man

Now that I’m 13 years out of London, I can say this: the braying Londoners going to Wilderness have already picked Charlbury Co-op clean.

Parents! Why not consolidate all your comments of forced, smiling approval for everything your little child does into a single grunt!

@DarienGS Hm.

Just had the best pain au chocolat OF MY LIFE at Rousden Village Bakery (@TownMillBakery)

Oh great, Osborne is punishing small businesses like mine, relying on dividends for income.

Got interesting old family photos? Send them to Your Family Tree magazine! fb.me/2dAPMeAxB (@YourFamTreemag)

@richardf don’t worry, I expect everyone just thinks it has a hangover from yesterday