@sillage no idea what you mean! I didn’t say he was a Falklands veteran and a nutcase!

And that was from the former headmaster of a (in)famous boarding school.

Best typos from the huge number of planning comments on a potential local development: “Charlbury is a snaitively balanced human clogy”

RT @SocialHistoryOx: David Cameron’s ancestor takes drastic action to curb his urges. #piggate

Fact of the day: England’s shortest county boundary is only 19 metres, between Northamptonshire and Lincolnshire. #messageends

@george_ogier alas will take till Xmas. Will save some for your ‘friend’

Blackberry vodka made. #domesticgoddess

@jpstacey wasn’t. Great! Super!

I like @ecotricity but I wish they’d stop phoning for meter readings (*never* convenient) – send me an email reminder, for god’s sake!