Consider the lilies. Do they have to write endless bloody Christmas cards?

Wife: “I wish I’d married someone different who liked Christmas.” Pshaw, she says that every year.

@eynsham1 noted – though am in Charlbury

Old gent in Co-op picks up a beer. Pauses. Reaches for a 2nd bottle. His wife: “Let’s not go overboard.”

If you’re playing with #1939Register look out for transcription errors! I’ve found “at West Comber” instead of “at present Commissionaire”

4yo to 6yo: “You definitely don’t want a present of sick for your birthday.” #brotherlylove

Sad to be missing the @1939Register launch party…

@george_ogier @brighty @muntfish at least I didn’t blow out the candle in the pumpkin. I COULD have done.

What do you call a pumpkin with no nose? A Jacko lantern. #notverytopical