RT @htfb “The bears did nothing in the woods. That is what is so curious.”

RT @htfb: Enter HOLMES, drying his hands & looking strained.
“Forgive me, Watson. I was attempting to eliminate the impossible.”

“No shit,…

RT @htfb: “As you know, Watson, I sometimes make use of tobacco, alcohol, opium, laughing gas or coca leaves. But never hashish.”
“No shit,…

So, I’ve started 2016 with my whole arm down a drain trying to unblock it. Not very auspicious.

@LordGU merry Christmas, Gunter!

@george_ogier likewise, Ogiers! Hic!

@richardf I wonder if that Christmasing organist is keeping half an eye on Twitter as he plays

@richardf you’ve spoiled my next gag 🙂

As a nod to the season I am going to substitute ‘Christmas’ for swearing. As luck would have it I just stubbed my CHRISTMAS toe.