The 4yo has just declared out of nowhere: “I’m God’s *other* son.” Worrying on multiple levels.

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@CMTaylor72 @sillage sounds ace if diaries permit – bit of a tricky week

@CMTaylor72 but theirs isn’t hydraulically powered. And more importantly: yes, hello!

Parents! Save money with my new invention: telescoping clothing. It grows as your child grows! Looking for investors.

Just ridden my Brompton for the first time in *years*. Had forgotten what fun it is. Glad I kept it.

@ricopizzashack hi – will you be in Charlbury on Easter Monday?

Very pleased that the excellent and hilarious Boswell’s Lives (with Miles Jupp) is back on @BBCRadio4

Mmm, patxaran. (Thank you, @GeorgiaStyring)

Well, this is a new one: right up against final press deadline, everyone discovers two pages of the magazine were missing from the flatplan!