Dishwasher repair man, desperate for the loo, has, er, left something of an atmosphere around the whole house. Awkward.

@Laniball @brighty @terriemcc it was worth all the elaborate set-up, actors’ fees etc. Thanks for coming!

Proper Face of Boe

You never know when you might need one of these

RT @miche: Unless your family has lived in East Africa for 100,000 years, you’re a migrant or a descendant of migrants. So, you know, get o…

RT @griffinkate: If only there was a shorter word in English that meant the same as “actioning”.

Not a good start to the day: when I said good morning to psycho neighbour in the Co-op he said: “Are you taking the piss?”

Proof, surely, that women need men?

What have the Romans ever done for us?