@DarienGS furtive – they were phoning me while you were talking to someone

@DarienGS I think your trousers just phoned me up

@Lisekit it’s yours for €50

@DarienGS they could hold a referendum on the weather

Choices, choices: George Osborne, Theresa May, Michael Gove, Boris Johnson… or move to Scotland.

Luckily those few spare euros I keep in a little box are now worth more than my life savings.

Thank goodness Gordon Brown didn’t ditch our gold reserves…

@kreeve might head to Scotland myself!

BBC news: “Britain is to leave the EU.” Not necessarily – either way, that’s lazy reporting. It has *voted* to leave: not the same thing yet

My 7yo has just played the national anthem on the piano :/