@megatonlove sheesh, tell me. No 2 is 5 now, too! I’m about 105. How’re you?

@Floweringbodies you’re a national treasure 🙂 thanks!

@george_ogier

7yo says he likes his red and white striped pyjamas “because I can easily disguise myself as a distant lighthouse”. #perspective

@george_ogier will do – ta!

@george_ogier 29th? Would love to – though I may have a deli meeting I can’t miss – dunno yet. But keen if I can – cheers

@george_ogier I *never* cry about that. Well, only a bit

Reason my 5yo is crying furiously: because he knows about Isambard Kingdom Brunel, but not the Victorian sewer system…

RT @tomgauld: ‘Tips for getting your novel published during a skeleton apocalypse’ (a cartoon for @guardianreview) –

@Floweringbodies Phew, thanks! (The one I went for was theatregoing. Can supply brief when you’re ready.) Cheers 🙂