Nate Bronze

@megatonlove a dog would be preferable in the first place!

“I know, boys, why don’t you see if you can get your own breakfast today?”

@jpstacey Quite. So.

Blimey, Argos has gone all 1984

RT @Kevishly: Hurry hurry. Limited edition of 999.

Currently introducing the 7yo to Flanders and Swann. We’ll save Brabbins and Fyffe for when he’s bigger.

@mysociety thank you!

Oi, @mysociety, you haven’t updated WriteToThem with the new Witney and Batley & Spen MPs!

The Tory candidate in the Witney by-election, Robert Courts, couldn’t find either our postbox or our front door. Bodes well.