@Lisekit @absinthecity @chrisphin @allpointsnorth you’ll certainly make my life better if you use this code: fre.ag/44jhsloy

@garrettc @YouTube Hee hee!

The 5yo politely says ‘please’ to Alexa. And asks ‘her’ for a cup of tea.

My wife has been given an Echo Dot. I’m wondering if it’s possible to get Alexa and Siri to talk to each other in an infinite loop.

@zoesqwilliams thank you for making me laugh like a drain with your handbag cocktail sausage story

Day after weary day, every time I use the word ‘breakfast’ I snag for a beat because of the word ‘Brexit’. Sometimes I ‘invoke’ breakfast.

@george_ogier cheers mate

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@Floweringbodies nice to see you in the Guardian 🙂