@MislaMonty @DerekCollett19 Again!

@j4 Oh no! Hope it mends soon

@GWRHelp signal problems can’t be helped but 4hrs to get to Charlbury from London, and spectacularly inept and rude night staff at Oxford. You should be ashamed of your treatment of customers with such contempt

@MislaMonty @DerekCollett19 Yes, nice one Derek!

@IAmTimDowling you need a Wi-Fi socket switch (I have just turned on my shed heater from the comfort of my house)

Fans of crosswords, murder mysteries and oddball fiction should know about this from my chums at @unbounders: unbound.com/books/cains-ja…

@neil_hallows Yes!! P2 was brilliant

RT @DerekCollett19: Love this ad from Oxford Daily Info: “Bin Co-inventor needed”. Surely the bin’s already been invented?

Literary consultant in popular writing magazine advocates avoiding ‘repetition, tautology, and redundancy’ without apparent irony.

Time to retire that ‘watch your fucking language there’s a goddamn baby in the room’ T-shirt from @duncanparkes now both kids can read it…