@j4 @Laniball Thing is, that’s not cheating!

@robertcourts Explain how you consider yourself a representative of your constituency please.

@neil_hallows Gold star to you, of course, for using two names that are just as European as the others.

It’s time to pick your #Brexit name, everyone, in a spirit of pan-European solidarity. Take a European alternative to your first name and a European town or city starting with the first two letters of your surname. Yours, Anders Chartres.

@megatonlove Oh I know, pathetic isn’t it! Thanks 🙂

@george_ogier ha ha!

Oh FFS. So I advertised an A3 guillotine locally with ‘politician not supplied’ in the heading, and someone has complained to the site admins that this is in ‘poor taste’! Obviously all forms of death threat are despicable, but are we really reduced to the censorship of levity?

@richardf People’s Republic of Charlbury. Chairman Fairhurst!

Why don’t we just A/B test the country, and all the areas that voted Leave get to leave, and the others remain, and then we can see who was right?