@robobotbotbot Have you ever listened to your own parents..?

Now that Child 1 is at secondary school it seems to think it’s fine to say things like: ‘Geoffrey Palmer? Who’s that, yer girlfriend?’
(I’m thinking of applying for the vacancy of Curmudgeon in Chief now that poor old Jimmy has had a bit of a cock-up on the living front.)

The irrepressible @Kie77Tweets persists in his one-man mission to save British fashion retailing. twitter.com/Kie77Tweets/st…

RT @Jaffeandneale: We are aiming to provide Click and collect from Thursday. Also do visit us on @bookshop_org_UK . The new kids on the bl…

@purserhallard Would quite like ‘yardship’ to be a word for *something*, mind.

@HamishMThompson DLT

Paging @nelldarby @JayneShrimpton ! twitter.com/griffinkate/st…

I’m beginning to think government investment should go into time travel rather than vaccine development.

You need this man, @nextofficial. twitter.com/Kie77Tweets/st…

I send this talisman for the swift recovery of @HooklandGuide