Comments on: Move over Dave Gorman

By: hatmandu

hatmandu — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 14:19:39 +0000

You’re quite right, sir. Your training does you credit!

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 02 Aug 2004 14:14:17 +0000

That graph would look better if it showed the log of the quack.

htfb

By: vigornian

vigornian — Wed, 28 Jul 2004 02:09:43 +0000

Ha ha! “bill”! *wipes tear from eye*

The best thing, by the way, is “the Quaxis”. Gold star!

By: lisekit

lisekit — Tue, 27 Jul 2004 02:28:39 +0000

you must be suffering from some kind of malady

Hee, hee – a mallard-y! Hee hee.

[giggles softly to self for next five years]

By: hatmandu

hatmandu — Tue, 27 Jul 2004 00:35:10 +0000

Thank you, Doctor. I hope you’ll waive the bill.

By: drcosmos

drcosmos — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 16:16:34 +0000

Listen, duckie, I can ‘ardly believe that you actually did this; you must be suffering from some kind of malady. Henceforth I’d, er, advise something more down to earth like collecting antique gardening implements – try an old rake for starters.

By: the_sybil

the_sybil — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 16:11:43 +0000

::wonders to self whether extending invitation to and to visit this autumn was a good idea::

however, the “and you wonder why me and Helen are mad” website obviously can have nothing to do with our beloved Hat and Brighty.

Their tagline would obviously be the more grammatically correct “and you wonder why Helen and I are mad”.

By: hatmandu

hatmandu — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 15:09:53 +0000

That’s true – there’s more ducks in Oxford.

By: brightybot

brightybot — Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:50:29 +0000

‘And you wonder why me and Helen are mad’

Any implication that I am in any way associated with this imbecility is herewith stamped upon and crushed to little tiny pieces. Darling, I think it’s a good thing you’re going to be spending less time on your own in Wiltshire shortly.